You might be a Stupid Rapper If
I have seen a lot of things in Rap music or Hip Hop in general over the years. The ignorance in rap music has just about hit an all time high over the past 24 months. I have my own beliefs based on the wisdom of many years of hustling and grinding and getting money and learning my craft to fullest. I wanted to share some of the dumb things rappers do now that just proves that a lot of rappers are just stupid. If I hurt your feelings on this post I don’t give a damn, your stupid you are supposed to be mad.
1. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You think posting links on Facebook and Twitter is going to get you signed to a Major Label
2. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You think posting links on Facebook and Twitter is grinding
3. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You spend your money on watches,rings,necklaces,medallions instead of buying your own house
4. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You spend your money on watches,rings,necklaces,medallions instead of buying your own car
5. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You wear skinny jeans that make you look like a flaming tinkerbell because you saw Lil Wayne do it
6. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You pay another rapper that is not signed to a Major Label for a feature on your track
7. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You pay another rapper that has never been on billboard charts for a feature
8. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You pay a DJ that is selling mixtape slots for $50 or less to get on his lame mixtape
9. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You pay a DJ to host your mixtape that is not on this list www.mixtapedjrankings.com
10. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You record your first 10 tracks and think you are the next big thing
11. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You think you are going to be the next big rapper and you do not have a budget
12. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You think Major Record Labels are even looking for any new rappers to sign
13. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You pay any promoter to perform in any showcase – you got ripped off “sucker”
14. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You pay any promoter to open for a Major Artist – you got ripped off “sucker”
15. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – If you let a promoter pay you by giving you tickets to sell to the show you are performing in as payment
16. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You spend stacks on a nice ride trying to look like a baller and you live in a stank apartment
17. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You think being #1 for your city on reverbnation means something to a Major Label
18. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You think homemade mixtape covers don’t make you look extra lame
19. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You think you are going to blow up and people in your own city don’t even know you
20. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You think you are going to sell over 100 copies of your CD on itunes and you are unknown
21. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You think people are impressed when you say you are a rapper – who isn’t these days?
22. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You chose Lil or Young or Yung for part of your rap name
23. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You email tracks to DJs that do not have the artist name on the track
24. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You think you will blow up without a big name DJ pushing your music
25. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You think talent means anything to the Major Record labels anymore
26. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You think you can get rich being a Indie rapper without touring
27. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You think you can tour as a Indie rapper with no following and no budget
28. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You do not pay a Pr agent to work for you
29. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You burn any bridges controlled by big name DJs
30. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You put 4 other unknown rappers with you on a track
31. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You listen to any rappers advice who has never been signed to a Major Contract
32. You might be a Stupid Rapper If – You put CEO of some Indie Record label by your name on Twitter or Facebook
That is enough knowledge for now I might write part 2 in the future
Written by DJ Fade
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funny stuff ole stupid rappers trying to wear bling in 2012 looking like a damn dumbass
a lot of promoters rip off stupid rappers on the regular have them believing they will blow up after opening for some major star idiots
haha you post links on facebook and think u grinding
#3 is the truth
all them gay NY rappers still wearing bling like its 1982 GTFOH here you fucken homos
promoters always be robbing these noobie rappers making them pay to perform and coast 2 coast them faggots do the same thing. AINT NOBODY ever get signed from that shit real talk
rappers are so many now how they think they can blow up . not gonna happen get a real job ya bum ass fake rappers
The realest list I have seen in awhile DJ Fade is exposing these wack niggaz
im sick of all these wanna be rappers posting listen to my song on facebook , i like major artists
any dude that wears skinny jeans is getting laughed at by me and my girls im sorry that is not cool
rapper gonna pay me to host dey shit even if i aint on dat list i should be on dat list for sure
Real shit real shit I can be honest this hit home for me in the past but never again all these fake ass email blasting companies got the same cOntacts lol you for got to say ..if you thing email blast will get you a record deal
i aint paying a promoter for nuthing and anybody should know that them showcases are a sham just to get the promoters money. you will never hear a major artist say they got signed from some lame showcase dont do it
The funny part is that most of these rappers actually believe they are going to blow up. it is hilarious to me
coast2coast ripped me off i never got to perform do not fool with that wack showcase they aint shit
artists think they can blow with out a dj not gonna happen
words of wisdom for the indie rappers pay attention
Indie artists must tour to get paid tech 9 prime example
rap is close do dead now. hip hop is leaning towards to pop sound aka nicki minaj and drake type of pop tecno BS . Indie rappers are wasting there time they will not get signed unless they have a good gimmick or are white
i just laugh at the stupid rappers in skinny jeans and the stupid rappers still holding up big chains and stupid ice. retards
this list is Epic
coast2coast be ripping off stupid rappers on the regular and lieing saying they got major record label execs there at there wack showcases , NY niggaz be believing them
funny ass list. these lame dudes still rocking big chains and iced medallions this isn’t 1995 makes me laugh