You Might be a Lame Rapper If
Im way to busy to do any real blog work these days. I have workers that do the blogging for me. But on occasion I will write a real post. And what I mean by real post is something that needs to be said. There are so many Lame rappers that are trying to make rap a career. It is actually hurting Hip Hop by having the internet flooded with tracks and the email blasts with wack tracks coming my way on a daily basis. It is over saturation of rap music by the lames. Let me give you my list, I might do a part 2 somewhere down the road. If anything I say hurts someones feelings or touches a nerve than too bad, you were probaly one of the lames I was talking about and I don’t give a damn.
1. You Might be a Lame Rapper If - If you are named Lil _____ or Young ____ we have enough famous rappers who have the Lil Part and Young part of a rap name sewed up. You are a lame ass rapper for choosing to call your self Lil Buckwheeat or Lil this or Lil that or Young Cant flow or young this or yung that. You have zero creativity and you don’t deserve to make it in the rap business.
2. You Might be a Lame Rapper If – If you have any blonde streaks in your hair like Wiz Khalifa looking like Dennis Rodman’s son. Don’t follow these semi gay trends its bad enough Wiz is doing it and it makes me wonder what is he thinking. And dont get a weave sewn in your hair or fake dreads if you are a man. You are beyond lame.
3. You Might be a Lame Rapper If - If you think you are going to get discovered by sheer talent alone. Those days are long gone. There are 10 million people who rap daily and most can out rhyme you. You have to pay the right people to get in the door thats how it works these days. You must pay to get in the business.
4. You Might be a Lame Rapper If - If you wear tight jeans . That is for the lames and the gays . You are embarrassing yourself ,stop it , don’t do it. Some of these super successful rappers are doing it because they are just too stupid to know any better.
5. You Might be a Lame Rapper If – If you think just because you are number 1 for your city on a site like bandcamp or reverbnation that you will get signed. The jokes on you, nobody but artists are the ones on reverbnation and bandcamp. The only people who make money off of reverbnation and bandcamp are reverbnation and bandcamp. Real record labels do not monitor this site. Sorry if you are not on Billboard or iTunes than you are not number 1 .
6. You Might be a Lame Rapper If – If you have less than 500 twitter followers you are a lame. You have no fans at all. Major record labels do follow this and check this.
7. You Might be a Lame Rapper If - If you are dumb enough to show up at these artist showcases and pay the promoter to perform. You are not only a lame rapper you are a dumb rapper and you have fell for one of the oldest schemes in the music promotion business.
8. You Might be a Lame Rapper If – If you do not invest your money into promoting yourself . I hear this all the time a wanna be rapper wants to know how much mixtape hosting is. If you quote them a figure more than 100 dollars they will get back with you. Then you see their mixtape come out a month later with a homemade trash cover and no dj . The mixtape is nothing more than a table coaster.
9. You Might be a Lame Rapper If – If you are crying you are too broke to pay for studio time or promotion or anything to do with promoting your rap career then you are a lame and you are not going to make it. Most successful rappers have one thing in common they hustle. If you can not get your paper up then you will not make it in the rap business. You have to hustle non stop. If you are sitting around whining you are too broke then this business is not for you.
10. You Might be a Lame Rapper If - If you are still sagging with half your ass hanging out. The days of sagging have long ago passed. Sagging started in 1988 that is over 23 years ago . It is played out, stop doing it you look stupid. You are a Lame . I saw a video the other day with Soulja Boy sagging with his pants all the way down. He looked like a straight up gay lame . Women don’t like it and it does not make you look cool it makes you look lame.
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this list had me rolling. get em Fade .
hahaha dennis rodmans son that shit is hilarious
I always see these lames bragging they are number 1 on on reverbnation . I just shake my head these dudes music be extra wack. all you have to do is click the links over and over and you to can be number 1 for your lame town.
i find sagging rappers look nasty . It is something that is just ignorant.
Cartman was perfect for the picture
there are way to many rappers named lil or yung i just laugh at em .
u can tell if a rapper is real if he doesnt have any twitter followers than he is a lame fake azz rapper. nobody gonna believe that big boy stuff you rapping about wit your 400 twitter followers . my 12 year old son got more than that u LAME
lil buckwheat hahaha
If you are wearing tite jeans you are gay
hip hop is on its last leg. I think its time for some new type of genre to emerge. hip hop is lame period now. dudes like lil wayne kissing men and frauds like nicki minaj are whats hot. ive had enufff . i only listen to old school now.
we want to reprint this in our Magazine Fade . can we contact you ?
i think southern rap is lame. all there lyrics dont make sense and they sound like they be speaking ebonics
east coast rap is whats lame. they fell off years ago. aint nuthing poppin from the east coast. they are the king of lames
im sick of all these no name lame rappers contacting me like they are somebody. or asking me to spin there wack ass tracks. if i want music from you i will contact u
i like the rappers who got like 12 no name rappers collabing on the same record. then all of them get on stage and try to perform there lame song that nobody knows. its lame
you forgot 106 and park that show is the home of the lame
haha revernaton clowns be always trying to send me links to there wakes songs. u are lame , your music is lame and i am laughing at you hip hop is hate and i hate lames
i agree with this whole list
i feel like too many people wantto berappers these days and most are not gonna make it. we need more doctors not more lame rappers
DJ Fade always keeps it 100 on these posts. he exposes the bullshit going on in hip hop. He exposed coast2coast djs as being wack and after checking them out I knew they were the king of lames
I co sign this whole list
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i second the motion . lame rappers must go away
i have to say there is nothing like airing out the lames on monday morning. Respect goes out to real djs like Fade .
Pure Comedy.
haha dennis rodmans son. wiz khalifa does look like a transvestite with his blonde streak. hahaha too funny
Fade needs his own reality show.
that is some real talk , i agree 150% with all of it. I know somebody got there feelings hurt . hahaha
this list was hella funny
timmy
i just saw this lame today bragging he was number 3 in hip hop for his town. what a stupid lame
there are too many rappers today. every other teenager thinks they are a rapper. it is so stupid. so many wack tracks and so many lame artists .
wiz khalifa be looking gay as hell wit that blonde streak.
I agree with everything on this list
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Good to find an expert who knows what he’s tlaking about!
So don’t do mainstream, but follow mainstream trends? Okay
Most people don’t know that sagging started in prison by punks for easy access.
My uncle told me this when people started sagging. He spent 30 years in there and seen it all.
my favorite rapper is brian johnston or st laz . i do his mixtapes for free because im his and hes mine. he cant rap very good and will never be famous but i love him and his girly ways.